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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-05 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ He just watches her lightning fingers in front of God and also himself. This ranks high for weirdest methods of communication he's ever done. ]

Only eating part of it doesn't make it last shorter, does it?
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-05 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
So, you gave it the "fuck it, we ball" treatment.

[ May as well enjoy the rest of the pie if your voice is already fucked, and all that. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-05 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Not even if your fingers get tired from havin' to text everything?
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-05 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Don't you? I'd rather talk.

Way less effort, and a whole lot faster too.

[ Just gesturing between them like. The way he has to wait for her to type and then read what she wrote in his chat history. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-05 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously?

Why?

[ This baffles him because he's not an Earth millennial, he's an alien millennial. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-05 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
The warehouse isn't that big.

[ HELP? ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-05 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ He has to think about it. ]

I guess sometimes, throwing a wad of paper to get someone's attention feels more attractive than just saying hey.

[ That's not the same that's just being mean but okay. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-05 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Remembering something funny there?
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-07-06 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't this a picture of a thumbs up?

Feeling too lazy to do that one too?

[ It's humour. ]