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[personal profile] piteous 2023-07-25 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I may have lost touch with reality when I became bald.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-07-25 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
... I hope so, but maybe I should consider what kind of wig I want.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-07-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, if you don't have any other plans.

[ ... ]

I will pass on the clown wig, if it's there.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-07-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, that sounds pretty fun to me?

[ I wonder if Wolfwood would hate that more than my black hair. ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-07-26 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Because it's his color! He's so stingy.

[ Because he thinks it's a sign I'll die a violent death— ]

Wait! Don't read my thoughts!
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-07-26 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Alllleeexxxxx. Cover your mind's ears! ]

He just wears a suit for church.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-07-26 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ MY HEAD IS TOO SOUPY ]

You think he'd look better in a different color? I'd try pitching it to him.

[ To the SALON. ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-07-26 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Rainbow to match his clown soul, I got it.

[ I AM TRYING MY BEST. The wigs available are... Well, they're in the 50s style, mostly women's, or it's a pompadour or mullet. ]

Mm.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-07-27 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ He fits on a pompadour for fun. ]

This is kind of like a unicorn horn. [ Anyway. ] You'd be surprised what people will do for money.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-07-28 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
An open mind!

[ He poses with his new wig, but it's... slowly tilting forward. Threatening to fall off. ]