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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-15 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... I think?

[ He puts it on, holding it around his waist. ]

It does make me feel cute.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-15 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
As ready as I'll ever be.

[ he says while putting another pair of sunglasses on, but they're lifted up to push back his hair. Tries to get into posing, obvious indecisive about how to pose cause he has never summered. ]

Is this set on a timer or something...?
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-16 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ They probably have the most ridiculous photos because Vash is extremely dramatic in every single sense of the word. The poses... Immaculate and cursed.

They can have copies.
]

Maybe I went overboard.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-16 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ He laughs a bit. ]

Then we can keep these, then! But we need to add stickers to them, right?

[ He motions to the sticker sheets. ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-16 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He slaps on some polar bears cause he does not know these are not for summer. The polar bears are flat. ]

Sling some cans? Play ball... Worm catching. For adults, we obviously drink and party.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-18 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
You drinking and partying, Alex? Next thing I know, you're going to ask for a gun.

[ Not that he's a cop or anything and this is all jokes. He adds... What... I guess these are tidal wave emoji stickers. ]

Worm catching—but I think the worms are different from the ones you know. The larvae are small, though I guess as big as a cat, and can fly, but they grow to be bigger than cities.

Kids usually catch the larvae.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-18 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm guessing that kids normally don't want guns where you come from?

[ SORRY HE'S FROM ANIME TEXAS. He hovers over to see the measurement, bumping shoulders. ]

That's cute! Worm larvae are... [ Puts the photos down and shows. Hm. ] Maybe worms are smaller than a cat. The one I saw here is massive.

[ the danmei cat is fat ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-18 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Culture shock...

[ EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS ]

The cool thing about worms is that they glow a beautiful light at night. It gives the illusion of a whole galaxy in the sky.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-18 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it's not like you can see it closely without a telescope.

[ LISTEN. ]

Baby worms have wings for some reason... Which... Fall off as they grow bigger and older.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-18 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Not much, actually, but I don't think I can explain how the sea of worms in the sky look like... It's an amazing sight, I promise.

[ Sometimes you don't know the Northern Lights. ]

... Butterflies?
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-18 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
... Into... Soup?

[ WHA t ]

Turning into soup gives you wings?
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-19 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Super weird...

[ And they get their photos... gives this thread rest. ]