westedge: (And destroy)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-22 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure they're just like that? [ rolling his eyes. ] Don't be a brat. I'm not interested in them. So...there's nothing to ask about, the end.

[ he says, unaware that he has also been touchy, or that red string is a thing, or that any of this is weird. ]
westedge: (I'm gonna prove them wrong)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
...[ sorry he just looks extremely frustrated and stops talking for the time being :nyeh:

at the same time, a squirrel comes down to clamber up his shoulder and chitter at both of them. ]
westedge: (It's my own desire)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is genuinely the most chaotic answer to his plight.

but also. he had strongly debated it himself so honestly that's all the push he needs to break off a piece to feed it to their squirrel friend.

the squirrel takes it! and eats the piece of hot dog!!





and absolutely starts squeaking. there are no words they can understand, but the cadence does seem to be in a rhythmic tone.

which is why he sort of just starts losing his shit laughing because it's so. fucking weird. he hates this place actually. ]
westedge: (Feel this one and just go with me)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ this poor squirrel chitters again, but chitters in an echoing tone after. ]

You seem to forget logic comes to a halt, but also? This is totally your fault. [ he's still laughing because it is. weird. also he's stressed and annoyed that he's cursed, but it's fine. ]
westedge: (Acting on your best behavior)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ we bring him to trial now. ]

Maybe that's true, but you suggested it. Sooo the blame's not on me, so quit.
westedge: (It's alright 'cause I'm with friends)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ team squirrel... ]

Uh...maybe he's asking for water in a cup? I don't know, Alex, just make it up.

[ this is such a good distraction. ]
westedge: (Stranger things have come and gone)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of a national incident would involve a squirrel?

[ oh. wait. he just sags back against the tree trunk. ]

Finally.

[ 50-60 tags of rhymes was my limit. ]
westedge: (You already know me)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Where would I be without your worldly knowledge of animal kingdom politics? [ the squirrel chitters, but it's the rhyming sounds again. ]

Sorry, man. It's gonna be at least three hours.
westedge: (One headline)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
I am still in the tree even with your enlightenment, so maybe not that.

[ alas, poor squirrel... ]
westedge: (Everybody wants 2 rule the world)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably be grateful we haven't even seen any pigeons in case an all-out war broke out. Sounds like things are still tense there even in times of peace.
westedge: (And destroy)

[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...considering... ]

You think they can cross barriers when we can't? Not like their souls were messed with or whatever.
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[personal profile] westedge 2023-06-23 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
No, okay, I know that sounded kind of out of left field but there was a point to that? Shu and I were talking about how we can be on one plane but everything else and other people are on another. And how, like, even the shadow people we keep seeing somehow weren't involved in any of what happened over the weekend. Like they couldn't see us in McDonald's for those nine hours, or what happened with the public erasure.

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