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[camena]

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[honkinbigteeth]

[dont offer they are only poor because they make the stupidest purchases ever every single week.]

...Yes? Or maybe I'm remembering wrong.

[camena]

I'm gonna be honest, I know very little about Australia.

[honkinbigteeth]

It has a lot of dangerous animals in it...spiders and things...

[:o]

Wait! Maybe this is Australia!

[camena]

If I know one thing about Australia, it's that it isn't underground. [ ok ]

[honkinbigteeth]

Now I know more than one thing about Australia!

[camena]

Great start. So what can you tell me about underground tunnels?

[honkinbigteeth]

I'm pretty good at them. I have good hearing. Also, I can turn into a spider.

[camena]

Like sonar?

And wait, even here? Or just back home? Please say you can turn into a spider here too.

[honkinbigteeth]

No, just back home. And it's less of a spider and more of a stance.

[camena]

Like being a spider... in spirit. Emotionally. Mentally?

[honkinbigteeth]

Well, you know how I'm a werewolf and I can transform my body to be a big wolf? It's sort of like that, except I concentrate and instead I transform my body into the shape of a spider and grow extra legs and bones and things. But it's not actually a spider, it's still a human slash wolf that's shaped like a spider.

[camena]

Okay.

[honkinbigteeth]

...Well, it's very useful in underground tunnel type situations!

[camena]

[ wait no she doesn't want to contribute to this vulnerable preteen's potential body image problems just because what she described is horrifying ]

Yeah, no, I bet! And it sounds badass, so there's that.