homophonic: ylfa

[camena]

Comments

[honkinbigteeth]

He's great. He knows all of these amazing sword forms. Remember, he's not just a frog, he's a prince, and princes are famously very good with swords.

[camena]

Are they?

[honkinbigteeth]

Famously. All of that princess rescuing they have to get to. Though I get the impression Elody probably doesn't need that very often...

[camena]

Elody is his... wife? Ex-wife? [ didn't you mention he's having marital problems!! oh no!! ]

[honkinbigteeth]

His wife.

[they're separated not divorced. there's hope!]

[camena]

So he rescued her once, or...?

[honkinbigteeth]

...No. She fell in love with him while he was a frog and kissed him, which saved him from his frog curse.

[camena]

Oh. So the princess saved the prince, then.

[honkinbigteeth]

I never thought about it before, but I think Gerard is actually the princess of his story.

[camena]

[ has feminism gone too far ]

"The Frog Princess" does sound a little more relatable, to me.

[honkinbigteeth]

Well. Princess stories are all kind of like...things happen to you, and then your true love comes and fixes them for you. So I would definitely say Gerard is actually the princess if you're looking at it that way. But let's not tell him, because the princesses are all kind of nuts.

[camena]

What's wrong with the princesses?

[honkinbigteeth]

They're nuts! They want to end the whole world. It's crazy. I kind of agree with a lot of their points, too, but that doesn't mean you end the world.

[camena]

Sounds like poor problem solving skills...