homophonic: wolfwood

[camena]

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[camena]

Don't eat pie.

[ sure this answers everything ]

[crucifer]

...

I don't think I've seen you, or anyone from your team have a good experience even once from eating the food that costs money. Why do you keep doing it.

[ EVERY WEEK SOMEONE ON TBD GOES 'don't eat x' BUT THEN TBD IS USUALLY THE ONE EATING IT ]

[camena]

SCIENCE!!!

[crucifer]

Stop puttin' weird shit in your mouth for science!

What if it's something seriously bad one of these days?!

[camena]

What? Like what???

[crucifer]

I don't know. You can't talk, right? That's what this did to you?

Imagine bein' unable to talk on Thursday nights.

[camena]

[ she nods at the first thing, but... ]

But I ate it today not on Thursday!

[crucifer]

It doesn't stop some idiots from eating special food on Thursdays.

[ He says this with some annoyance. It's a personal thing, though also whatever was going on with Buzen Gou was also a whole thing. ]

And a science experiment where nothing good actually happens to you sounds like a bad one.

[camena]

Give me more credit I'm not that dumb.

+it's still good to know! What if it comes up in trial? Somehow???

[crucifer]

Bein' silenced won't really matter a whole lot when someone's tryin' to kill you and the rest of us are all in a dead sleep I think.

[ He's trying to consider it, but he thinks muteness is probably the least troublesome thing to eat overnight probably. ]

Least we can still text each other at the trial, but it's gonna be kinda a problem if you're totally silenced when something important's going on.

[camena]

But we wouldn't knowwwww that it silences people without BRAVE SOLDIERS taking a risk for the good of the people

It's not like I'm gonna eat MORE of the stupid pie

[ she is typing so fast... ]

[crucifer]

[ He just watches her lightning fingers in front of God and also himself. This ranks high for weirdest methods of communication he's ever done. ]

Only eating part of it doesn't make it last shorter, does it?

[camena]

[ she shrugs ]

Not sure. Lost my voice after one bite.

Still finished the slice though.

[crucifer]

So, you gave it the "fuck it, we ball" treatment.

[ May as well enjoy the rest of the pie if your voice is already fucked, and all that. ]

[camena]

It tasted good and I regret nothing!!

[crucifer]

Not even if your fingers get tired from havin' to text everything?

[camena]

It's not that tiring. Do you get tired texting?

[crucifer]

Yeah? Don't you? I'd rather talk.

Way less effort, and a whole lot faster too.

[ Just gesturing between them like. The way he has to wait for her to type and then read what she wrote in his chat history. ]

[camena]

I'd definitely rather talk but texting isn't bad.

We text from the same room a lot in the TBD warehouse lol

[crucifer]

Seriously?

Why?

[ This baffles him because he's not an Earth millennial, he's an alien millennial. ]

[camena]

[ she just


shrugs?? ]

[crucifer]

The warehouse isn't that big.

[ HELP? ]

[camena]

Sometimes


lazy?

[crucifer]

[ He has to think about it. ]

I guess sometimes, throwing a wad of paper to get someone's attention feels more attractive than just saying hey.

[ That's not the same that's just being mean but okay. ]

[camena]

[ fondly remembering that they definitely were throwing things at each other last time they texted from the same room... and laughing... ]

Suuuure