[ he says while putting another pair of sunglasses on, but they're lifted up to push back his hair. Tries to get into posing, obvious indecisive about how to pose cause he has never summered. ]
[ They probably have the most ridiculous photos because Vash is extremely dramatic in every single sense of the word. The poses... Immaculate and cursed.
You drinking and partying, Alex? Next thing I know, you're going to ask for a gun.
[ Not that he's a cop or anything and this is all jokes. He adds... What... I guess these are tidal wave emoji stickers. ]
Worm catching—but I think the worms are different from the ones you know. The larvae are small, though I guess as big as a cat, and can fly, but they grow to be bigger than cities.
[ huh... well all she can do is nod and take his word for it. ]
Bugs where I'm from. Small, like, this big? [ she shows him with her fingers! ] They start as caterpillars. They're kind of like tiny worms, but eventually they go through metamorphosis. They go into a cocoon and turn into soup inside it, basically, and then come back out with wings.
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That's a unicorn. And I want that one.
[ but she'll trade him for the flamingo. ]
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This is... A bird?
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Yep! It's cute, right?
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[ He puts it on, holding it around his waist. ]
It does make me feel cute.
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Ready to take the picture?
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[ he says while putting another pair of sunglasses on, but they're lifted up to push back his hair. Tries to get into posing, obvious indecisive about how to pose cause he has never summered. ]
Is this set on a timer or something...?
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she just does a peace sign with one hand since the other is holding up her inner tube. ]
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They can have copies. ]
Maybe I went overboard.
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What? No! These are great...!
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Then we can keep these, then! But we need to add stickers to them, right?
[ He motions to the sticker sheets. ]
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[ she is looking through the stickers... searching for a cool sun with sunglasses. naturally. ]
Sooo. You don't have the beach. What sort of stuff do you do for fun?
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Sling some cans? Play ball... Worm catching. For adults, we obviously drink and party.
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Teens drink and party too. [ just saying. ] But, wait, back up. Worm catching?
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[ Not that he's a cop or anything and this is all jokes. He adds... What... I guess these are tidal wave emoji stickers. ]
Worm catching—but I think the worms are different from the ones you know. The larvae are small, though I guess as big as a cat, and can fly, but they grow to be bigger than cities.
Kids usually catch the larvae.
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[ scary! ACTUALLY THE WORMS ARE SCARY TOO help. ]
Oh. uh. Yeah, where I'm from larvae and worms are like... [ she gestures with her fingers. a couple inches! ]
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[ SORRY HE'S FROM ANIME TEXAS. He hovers over to see the measurement, bumping shoulders. ]
That's cute! Worm larvae are... [ Puts the photos down and shows. Hm. ] Maybe worms are smaller than a cat. The one I saw here is massive.
[ the danmei cat is fat ]
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[ also wow she hates those measurements. is this why everyone has a gun where he's from? FOR WORMS? ]
... That's too big.
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[ EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS ]
The cool thing about worms is that they glow a beautiful light at night. It gives the illusion of a whole galaxy in the sky.
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[ LISTEN. ]
Baby worms have wings for some reason... Which... Fall off as they grow bigger and older.
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[ also. frowns at this. ]
Like... Reverse butterflies?
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[ Sometimes you don't know the Northern Lights. ]
... Butterflies?
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Bugs where I'm from. Small, like, this big? [ she shows him with her fingers! ] They start as caterpillars. They're kind of like tiny worms, but eventually they go through metamorphosis. They go into a cocoon and turn into soup inside it, basically, and then come back out with wings.
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Turning into soup gives you wings?
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