[ A picture of a pig flashes on the ship screen before it forms into a pig horse hybrid. It's all fun rumbling like this is an amusement park rollercoaster—until what looks like an thin feather appendage needles through space to crack the windshield. Pointed end just hacks into the windshield like a sickle, like this is some alien movie.
Ship errors mention infection which has Vash blinking. ]
Maybe we should simulate something new before we fake die.
It's Maggie Adler's. Lady owned part of the island. She was the only one who actually lived out here - everyone else just came by ferry for day visits.
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[ her video skills are... average... so i'm sure this will go fine. ]
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[ When you have to take driving shifts, but anyway they are starting their space adventure. INCOMING ASTEROIDS. ]
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[ well whatever. pew pew pew, she's shooting the asteroids!!! ]
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[ COOL!!! Vash drives. Very slowly. ]
Saw someone almost got eaten by a worm once.
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[ also ]
You can go faster, right?
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[ He moves them forward—maybe too fast, even though he barely moves the stick. ]
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[ it's just a simulation so it's fine even though this is too fast!!! pew pew pew. she's... starting to miss asteroids. ]
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Uh-oh.
[ Damages on the ship!! There's a "REPAIR" button because suddenly this is more like a videogame. ]
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[ help ]
Are ships really like this?
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[ He presses it and it's a math question. 6 รท 2(1 + 2) ]
You went to school, right?
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Didn't you?
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Home... Schooled?! Kind of?!
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And it's 1, isn't it? [ aaaaaa ]
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[ The ship shakes some more!! Asteroids come flying at them, but bounce off without cracking the window.
New question! What type of farm animal can sunburn? ]
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[ okay there are other answers to this maybe but alex knows ]
Horses?!
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Ship errors mention infection which has Vash blinking. ]
Maybe we should simulate something new before we fake die.
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[ BUT FINE she reaches up to fiddle with the headset and hijack the simulation. let's go to the beach at night?! ]
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This is the ocean?
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Yeah. I'm from a coastal town, but this is a beach on a little island off the shore.
[ up those stairs is a huge gated mansion. and beyond the fence, the entrance to a cave, with three piles of stacked rocks sitting in front of it. ]
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[ makes assumptions ]
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Nnnnnnno. My family's not that rich.
It's Maggie Adler's. Lady owned part of the island. She was the only one who actually lived out here - everyone else just came by ferry for day visits.
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[ But oh. Hm. He takes a look around. Is this beach spooky at night. ]
That sounds kind of lonely if it's just her here.
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[ why is that a question. as for the beach, it is up to you do decide if you feel it is spooky... it is just a beach... who's to say... ]
Nah, people come here like every day. There's shops back in town and everything. Also she's dead anyway.
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Oh... Rest in peace, Maggie Adler. May your relatives if you have any appreciate your mansion.
[ He literally makes the sign of the cross, but... Hm. Vash does not find it creepy, no. Eventually his eyes land on the cave. ]
Spelunking?
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[ huh. ]
Uhhh. I mean, if you want to. I guess it's just a simulation, so it's not like it can hurt.
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