homophonic: jonas

[camena]

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[camena]

[ that sounds a little depressing, so she's just trying to keep this light and breezy. ]

Yeah, I think I went through like a hundred hobbies as a kid that I don't touch anymore.

[westedge]

[ bless her. predictably, easily, he takes the bait and follows the line of conversation. ]

Let me guess, you were the kid who begged your mom to sign you up for swim lessons, and then ballet lessons, and then soccer, and then art, and then science camp, and then girl scouts and you only stuck with each of them for a couple of weeks. A month, at most.

[ he doesn't really think she did all of those specifically but...it's alex. alex is a person that seems like she used to be more well-rounded and wanted to get her hands into things before growing up into the alex who hyperfocuses sometimes and...still wants to get her hands into things. ]

[camena]

[ actually, ]

Hey, I lasted three months in girl scouts! But then Theresa's mom took over as troop leader? And she, like, really obviously didn't care about any of the rest of us, so it got a lot less fun, and we had a family trip coming up anyway, so...

[westedge]

[ oh my god. ]

I'm almost sorry I said anything. [ but this is actually funny? ] Nepotism doesn't do anybody any favors, so sucks for Theresa and her mom. Three months does sound like a record.

[camena]

[ a slight pause because the record was actually swimming lessons.

alex used to really like swimming. ]

Yeah, if I remember right, like half the other girls dropped out the next month. [ haha ]

[westedge]

[ hate this. hate you. jonas knows jackshit and cannot refute that either. ]

I've never, like, really gotten the point of the scouts. Sure you're supposedly learning stuff but I always thought it was just a lot of badge-collecting for the most random stuff and harassing people outside of grocery stores to buy cookies.

[camena]

It's kinda weird, right? It's like... babysitting? But your parents still have to be way too involved with everything to actually unload you.

I think it's mostly just to help kids make friends. [ which clearly didn't work. ]

[westedge]

Mm. Guess that's why the first project you learn to make are friendship bracelets. [ not serious. he doesn't know how scouts work. ]

...that was one of the things that never crossed my mind as a kid. [ unsurprising. ] If you wanted to make friends, you tried sports, skateboarding, or vandalism.

[camena]

Yep. So if you decide you want matching bracelets, just let me know! [ that's a joke.

and, hmm. she considers this. but there's vandalism all over fort milner. and kids definitely play sports and skateboard, including her. ]

Kids still do all that, too. Those are just an age bracket up.

[westedge]

Pretty sure I'm lacking free real estate here. [ lifting one of his own arms where his bracelets are.

he decides not to elaborate, because he's been to camena and he's seen fort milner and he knows that the two things, on paper, are the same, but culturally and fundamentally they aren't. ]

Graduating from kickball to kickflips. Sure, that makes sense, too.

[camena]

You don't wear those all the time, do you? [ says the girl who does not take off this one jacket? ] What, too good for itchy yarn poorly braided together in ten minutes?

[ and just a little nod at the last part! yeah!! like that. ]

[westedge]

[ a shrug, even as that hand also reaches up to adjust his necklace without much thought. ]

Maybe not all the time, but enough. Besides, I think you'd have to use a lot of yarn to even get it around my wrist.

[ his arms are not that big. they're built enough, but it's more of a lazy joke than anything. ]

[camena]

[ hah. ]

It wouldn't take that much, Jonas. See, this is what happens when you don't join girl scouts. You don't even know how to make a friendship bracelet.

[westedge]

I think there might've been a problem with me joining girl scouts, Alex. [ hysterical. ] Guess you'll just have to teach me.

[ don't. ]

[camena]

[ she's gonna. (no she's not she'll immediately forget.) but she laughs at the first thing. then: ]

Great! I'll keep my eyes peeled for some yarn.

[westedge]

At least it'll keep you busy? Can't complain much about that.

[ he says, knowing alex will move on to something else immediately and forget about it. ]

[camena]

It'd be something to do with my hands, anyway.

[ already speaking about it as more of a hypothetical than a plan. ]

[westedge]

Unless you come up with another idea. What's that thing they say about idle hands again...?

[camena]

"Idle hands are the devil's workshop."

[ why are you so bad at phrases. ]

[westedge]

Yeah, that. So let's...not be devils or whatever.

[ still not entirely the point but okay. ]

[camena]

Yeah. Let's not be devils or whatever.

That's a team motto.

[westedge]

Okay, I'm going to let you be the one to tell Kazuki and Setsu then, how about that?

[camena]

[ ......... ignores that.......... ]

Wait, maybe it should be something scarier. To, like, ward off other teams.

[westedge]

Another group exercise on top of bowling? [ he is not good with mottos. ]

[camena]

Yeah, it should probably be a team discussion.

Or maybe even something motivational! [ what happened to team discussion...? ]