homophonic: jonas

[camena]

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[camena]

It's fine!

So what's it like in the tree? See any big squirrels?

[westedge]

????????????????

[ at least if he just sends question marks he can get his point across and, like, not rhyme for a second. ]

[camena]

Oh have you not seen the squirrels yet? They're huge.

[westedge]

that is not what i'm questioning and you know it
so not sure why we're playing this game??
also yeah i've seen the squirrels
pretty sure shenhe set one aflame

[camena]

She what????

Man I wonder where Shenhe is actually.

[westedge]

it's a long story but don't ask me
also she's probably in a different tree

[camena]

Cool, two birds with one stone.

[westedge]

wait so because shenhe's maybe in a tree
you're going to abandon me??

[camena]

Oh right.

[ did she temporarily forget about him because shenhe? perhaps.... ]

You were complaining about me coming to get you anyway!

[westedge]

omg

[ at least he can't rhyme with acronyms but he can express his vague annoyance. alex!! ]

[camena]

Don't omg me.

[westedge]

what do you mean "don't omg me"
when you were ready to leave me in this tree

[camena]

YOU CLIMBED UP THERE YOURSELF

[westedge]

wait do you think i'm stuck in the tree.
is that why you're actually coming to get me.

[camena]

What? No. I trust that you can get out of a tree by yourself. What are you a cartoon cat?

[westedge]

i mean i hope not no let's not let this worsen
actually i don't even know if you're a dog or cat person

[camena]

Dogs I guess. At least a dog would go on walks with me. A cat would be too lazy. Or it would just leave.

Wait were you actually asking or did you just have to say that to rhyme?

[westedge]

👋

[ it's not the right emoji, but essentially it was both. but if she's anymore close to the park by now, she can look around trees! there is probably someone's jean-clad leg barely hanging down from a branch, sneaker heel kicking the trunk. ]

[camena]

[ hello, she'll just walk up underneath that tree. ]

Hey. Dogs or cats?

[westedge]

[ the. longest amount of silence, like he's debating just not talking. ]

Dunno, never had one before. So...I guess either or?

[ the driest, most annoyed tone in the world. ]

[camena]

[ ahahahaha ]

It's out loud too!

[westedge]

[ NO. ]

This was not what I planned, so you better not laugh, and if you tell the others I'll kick your ass.

[ it's not a serious tone, but also. alex. no. ]

[camena]

I won't tell, I won't tell.

[ maybe. ]

Did you use Drift Aura to get up there? Bet that's easier than climbing.

[westedge]

No, I definitely climbed. Mostly for something to ease my mind.

[ which is to say he wanted the distraction. he was also in the tree even before this happened, but details. ]

[camena]

You're just climbing trees for fun without me?

[ well, she's going to use drift aura to get up there with him. on a different branch though. ]