homophonic: ylfa

[camena]

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[camena]

Right, yeah. They'll be down a person for the rest of the... competition.

Less people to pool resources with.

[ she's talking kind of distantly because like none of that should be the priority, but it's not like she knew him well enough to actually talk about him as a person. ]

[honkinbigteeth]

[aww, alex.]

I don't know about you, but I really like my team. So that part is probably hard, too.

[camena]

Yeah, of course.

I do too. I guess it's a good thing we were all just... locked in together all night?

[honkinbigteeth]

...Were you with your team? I was at Selfie World.

[camena]

Yeah, we were all in our warehouse. What were you doing out that late?

[ taking selfies, presumably, but?? ]

[honkinbigteeth]

Scoping out the selfie options. Figuring out the best one.

[camena]

You... shouldn't stay out so late.

Especially on Thursdays.

[honkinbigteeth]

Yeah. In the future maybe not. I was with Gerard, though.

[camena]

Buddy system. Smart.

Is he, uh. Any good in a fight? [ he's a frog. ]

[honkinbigteeth]

He's great. He knows all of these amazing sword forms. Remember, he's not just a frog, he's a prince, and princes are famously very good with swords.

[camena]

Are they?

[honkinbigteeth]

Famously. All of that princess rescuing they have to get to. Though I get the impression Elody probably doesn't need that very often...

[camena]

Elody is his... wife? Ex-wife? [ didn't you mention he's having marital problems!! oh no!! ]

[honkinbigteeth]

His wife.

[they're separated not divorced. there's hope!]

[camena]

So he rescued her once, or...?

[honkinbigteeth]

...No. She fell in love with him while he was a frog and kissed him, which saved him from his frog curse.

[camena]

Oh. So the princess saved the prince, then.

[honkinbigteeth]

I never thought about it before, but I think Gerard is actually the princess of his story.

[camena]

[ has feminism gone too far ]

"The Frog Princess" does sound a little more relatable, to me.

[honkinbigteeth]

Well. Princess stories are all kind of like...things happen to you, and then your true love comes and fixes them for you. So I would definitely say Gerard is actually the princess if you're looking at it that way. But let's not tell him, because the princesses are all kind of nuts.

[camena]

What's wrong with the princesses?

[honkinbigteeth]

They're nuts! They want to end the whole world. It's crazy. I kind of agree with a lot of their points, too, but that doesn't mean you end the world.

[camena]

Sounds like poor problem solving skills...