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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-14 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Summer vibes it is.

[ And here is the tropical backdrop... Vash takes a moment to look at it. ]

This is supposed to be the ocean, right?
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-14 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .............. ]

Desert planet.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-15 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Gravitational pulls and stuff, right? Our sand seas can be wild, but... I don't think they're easily influenced by our moons.

[ He puts on a matching sunhat. ]

Okay. Direct me. How do you become... "Summer vibes."
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Youuu don't sound so confident. If I were the ocean, I'd have trust issues with that.

[ When she says swimsuits, Vash looks at himself who is very, very, very clothed. Like he has a lot of belts, so it is a very "i think i'm good" on that front, too. Too much of a hassle.

Since she's looking for floaties, he does the same? What he pulls out for her is a unicorn one.
]

What is this.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-15 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ He will let her do that and let her escape. Taking the flamingo, he inspects it... ]

This is... A bird?
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-15 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... I think?

[ He puts it on, holding it around his waist. ]

It does make me feel cute.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-15 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
As ready as I'll ever be.

[ he says while putting another pair of sunglasses on, but they're lifted up to push back his hair. Tries to get into posing, obvious indecisive about how to pose cause he has never summered. ]

Is this set on a timer or something...?
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-16 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ They probably have the most ridiculous photos because Vash is extremely dramatic in every single sense of the word. The poses... Immaculate and cursed.

They can have copies.
]

Maybe I went overboard.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-16 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ He laughs a bit. ]

Then we can keep these, then! But we need to add stickers to them, right?

[ He motions to the sticker sheets. ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-16 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He slaps on some polar bears cause he does not know these are not for summer. The polar bears are flat. ]

Sling some cans? Play ball... Worm catching. For adults, we obviously drink and party.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-18 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
You drinking and partying, Alex? Next thing I know, you're going to ask for a gun.

[ Not that he's a cop or anything and this is all jokes. He adds... What... I guess these are tidal wave emoji stickers. ]

Worm catching—but I think the worms are different from the ones you know. The larvae are small, though I guess as big as a cat, and can fly, but they grow to be bigger than cities.

Kids usually catch the larvae.

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