Then let's see if we can blast some asteroids to make sure the other colony ships can sail without a hitch!
[ He leads to what looks like the main control center of the ship. There are several seats, but Vash takes the one at the front with the view of vast space. Twinkling stars are in the distance and nearby is a large orange-ish planet. ]
[ There are some levels and stuff, but there is a joystick and labeled buttons for different types of incendiary. There are regular laser pew pews... Missiles... Proton blasters which are just larger laser pew pews. Many things. ]
... I have very little experience in driving anything, so I'm going to rely on your video game skills.
[ A picture of a pig flashes on the ship screen before it forms into a pig horse hybrid. It's all fun rumbling like this is an amusement park rollercoaster—until what looks like an thin feather appendage needles through space to crack the windshield. Pointed end just hacks into the windshield like a sickle, like this is some alien movie.
Ship errors mention infection which has Vash blinking. ]
Maybe we should simulate something new before we fake die.
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[ THAT DOES NOT SOUND SAFE. It's okay, it's a simulation.
Vash will start wandering, but of course he remembers the layout. ]
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It's all just fake, so... I don't see why you couldn't.
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[ He leads to what looks like the main control center of the ship. There are several seats, but Vash takes the one at the front with the view of vast space. Twinkling stars are in the distance and nearby is a large orange-ish planet. ]
Did you want to drive or shoot?
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[ she'll go drop into another seat and inspect whatever is in front of her! ]
Just like video games, probably.
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... I have very little experience in driving anything, so I'm going to rely on your video game skills.
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[ her video skills are... average... so i'm sure this will go fine. ]
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[ When you have to take driving shifts, but anyway they are starting their space adventure. INCOMING ASTEROIDS. ]
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[ well whatever. pew pew pew, she's shooting the asteroids!!! ]
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[ COOL!!! Vash drives. Very slowly. ]
Saw someone almost got eaten by a worm once.
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You can go faster, right?
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[ He moves them forward—maybe too fast, even though he barely moves the stick. ]
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[ it's just a simulation so it's fine even though this is too fast!!! pew pew pew. she's... starting to miss asteroids. ]
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Uh-oh.
[ Damages on the ship!! There's a "REPAIR" button because suddenly this is more like a videogame. ]
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[ help ]
Are ships really like this?
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[ He presses it and it's a math question. 6 รท 2(1 + 2) ]
You went to school, right?
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Didn't you?
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Home... Schooled?! Kind of?!
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And it's 1, isn't it? [ aaaaaa ]
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[ The ship shakes some more!! Asteroids come flying at them, but bounce off without cracking the window.
New question! What type of farm animal can sunburn? ]
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[ okay there are other answers to this maybe but alex knows ]
Horses?!
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Ship errors mention infection which has Vash blinking. ]
Maybe we should simulate something new before we fake die.
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[ BUT FINE she reaches up to fiddle with the headset and hijack the simulation. let's go to the beach at night?! ]
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This is the ocean?
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Yeah. I'm from a coastal town, but this is a beach on a little island off the shore.
[ up those stairs is a huge gated mansion. and beyond the fence, the entrance to a cave, with three piles of stacked rocks sitting in front of it. ]
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[ makes assumptions ]
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