homophonic: jonas

[camena]

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w1 tuesday

[westedge]

[ no context: ]

so what would you say if i told you a tale
or at least said i stopped at a truck
good news: the hotdog buns are not stale
bad news: what the fuck.

[camena]

Why are you rhyming at me

[westedge]

i literally just told you
so anyway here's what not to do

[camena]

lol

Do you have to do it out loud too?

[westedge]

don't lol me.
this is actually the worst.
anyway no idea, i'm in a tree.
why is the hot dog cursed.

[camena]

You're hiding in a tree???

[ this is delightful ]

[westedge]

in my defense it's not hiding
this is now just...time...i'm...biding


[ :nyeh:!!! ]

[camena]

I'm gonna come find you but don't stop texting me.

How long do you think this lasts?

[westedge]

uggggh fine i clearly get no say
also no idea, but probably not all day?
i mean. it's a hot dog. how bad can it be
but also do not tell setsu or kazuki.

[camena]

Nope.

And I'm specifically gonna tell Setsu.

[westedge]

wait why specifically them??
also you could at least wait until the end

[camena]

Because I'm observant.

But sure, I guess I could do that much.

[westedge]

there's other things you could do
and they won't break routine
like you can give me a clue
of what the hell that means

[camena]

It's fine!

So what's it like in the tree? See any big squirrels?

[westedge]

????????????????

[ at least if he just sends question marks he can get his point across and, like, not rhyme for a second. ]

[camena]

Oh have you not seen the squirrels yet? They're huge.

[westedge]

that is not what i'm questioning and you know it
so not sure why we're playing this game??
also yeah i've seen the squirrels
pretty sure shenhe set one aflame

[camena]

She what????

Man I wonder where Shenhe is actually.

[westedge]

it's a long story but don't ask me
also she's probably in a different tree

[camena]

Cool, two birds with one stone.

[westedge]

wait so because shenhe's maybe in a tree
you're going to abandon me??

[camena]

Oh right.

[ did she temporarily forget about him because shenhe? perhaps.... ]

You were complaining about me coming to get you anyway!

[westedge]

omg

[ at least he can't rhyme with acronyms but he can express his vague annoyance. alex!! ]

[camena]

Don't omg me.

[westedge]

what do you mean "don't omg me"
when you were ready to leave me in this tree